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Title: SNOTLINGS: The Boogie Monster
Authors: Tarryn Mallick
Pub. Date: October 25, 2021
Publisher: Tarryn Mallick
Formats: Paperback, eBook
Can you survive the snotpocalpyse?
Jackson Hart loves picking his nose. But when he finds a tiny warrior in his
booger, everything turns WEIRD and DANGEROUS! Not only does he have a
civilisation of snotlings up his nose . . . one wants revenge.
Mucuszar and his awful germ army have conquered both nostrils and Jackson’s world is next!
Can Jackson and his friends stop the snotpocalypse? Or will Mucuszar’s deadly creation destroy the planet?
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Deep inside Jackson’s nose, where no fingers could reach, was a castle unlike any other. It was made from the finest tissue and dried boogers and glistened yellow-gold. Stickley Castle sat on the very top of Turbinate Peak and the quickest way there was the Nose Hair Express. Chugging up the vertical cliff, past the castle wall, you could see high circular towers above and a magnificent three-arched bridge below, spanning a river of rushing snot. The castle was fitting for the warriors who live inside – they were like royalty. These creatures were not people nor snot but something in between. They called themselves snotlings.
The huge fortified wall wrapped around Stickley Castle was not for show. It kept out dangerous germs that lurked outside. Though there was something more deadly than the germs. Something that frightened even the bravest of snotlings. A lethal hooman finger, like a striking viper, snatching anyone who entered the nostril as it picked its precious snot.
The siren had been going off in Stickley Castle for the past hour and the workers from Hooman Alert Control were lined up, taking turns reading the warning message through the phlegmaphone:
‘Snotlings, please remain calm. If someone you know is missing, report them to lost not found. All jobs in the nostril have been cancelled. Meeting with the warriors starts in five minutes in the Town Square. Remember, the hooman is dangerous. If you have mucus on you, you could be picked. Check yourself and others.’
I became a writer because I had a story to tell. A story about snot! It may seem strange to write a book about boogers, but growing up, my little brother tormented me with his snot every… single… day!
I got my degree in Creative and Professional Writing and studied numerous courses and books, applying everything I had learnt to my book. It took me a short six years and now Snotlings is nearly ready to be shared with everyone.
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